Top Gear Descend on Davidstow

For some strange reason the BBC never sent us a press release beforehand, but it has recently come to our attention that the Top Gear team have been filming in Davidstow Woods and on Davidstow Airfield. The first intimation of this surreptitious activity came via Twitter:

More recently the three Top Gear presenters have been seen debating amongst other things whether a cream tea should be constructed jam first. Or not! There is of course no debate whatsoever:

To add insult to injury Paddy McGuinness then had the temerity to tweet this:

Cream then Jam. End of.

The matter could not be left to rest there:

Trelawny must be turning in his grave at this terrible turn of events:

Watch this space!